new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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