Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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