Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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