It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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