Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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