Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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