Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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