I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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