This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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