my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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