This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Shame - the story of my life.
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