This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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