how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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