ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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