what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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