big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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