she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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