is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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