Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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