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I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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