No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
