The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Randomize