At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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