Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
COCAINE IS GR8
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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