i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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