Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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