my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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