you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Pants are for mortals
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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