I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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