my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you never un-have a 4some
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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