We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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