I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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