nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Come on in and take your pants off
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