This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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