I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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