What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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