As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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