And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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