Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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