Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just pee around me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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