i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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