why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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