bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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