maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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