That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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