I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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