i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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