Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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