Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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