420 ftw
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
how drunk are you?
Several
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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