Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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