420 ftw
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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